We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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