We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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