Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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