is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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