I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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