What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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