Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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