Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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