Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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