I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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