soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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