i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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