Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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