why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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