I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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