Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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