Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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