you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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