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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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