i permit you to call me
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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