Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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