oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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