If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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