How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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