I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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