As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married