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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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(614): Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world. http://tfl.nu/u33z

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There is no way he is gay with that hair.

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(617): There is no way he is gay with that hair. http://tfl.nu/3fbq

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(925): View more from California

Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.

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(925): Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend. http://tfl.nu/f39g

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(914): View more from New York

my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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(914): my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet http://tfl.nu/lao3

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.

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(781): Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night. http://tfl.nu/89jq

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair

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(978): vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair http://tfl.nu/uyhj

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it penis luge time yet?

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(603): Is it penis luge time yet? http://tfl.nu/x21x

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(412): At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that. http://tfl.nu/pr0e

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(314): View more from Missouri

Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won

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(314): Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won http://tfl.nu/r5as

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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(630): I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover http://tfl.nu/rxwn

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(720): View more from Colorado

I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit

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(720): I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit http://tfl.nu/p0py

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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(321): Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol http://tfl.nu/hpqb

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(660): View more from Missouri

I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.

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THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER

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(660): I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before. (1-660): THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER http://tfl.nu/zmd9

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already

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(703): I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already http://tfl.nu/u5c8

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom

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I know that feel bro

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(918): I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom (405): I know that feel bro http://tfl.nu/xhva

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