Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend