Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so let's talk penis.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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