whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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