And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
