Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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