Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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