Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Panties = found
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
