checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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