if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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