Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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