why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she smelled like a LAN party
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I know her cup size but not her name....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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