You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
