Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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