White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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