I must be too annoying 4 u.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
pray to the hookup gods
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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