check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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