we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i've created a new STD.
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I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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