69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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