Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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