she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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