Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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