we need to drink 2009 down the drain
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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