You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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