please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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