We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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