I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Drake has all the answers
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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