So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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