he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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