so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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