Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
MIDGETS
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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