i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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