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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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