I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.