K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president