i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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