so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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