good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
try to milk me bitch
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